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Stella Maris, Property Witch

Licensed as Carol Carmick (she/they)
Part of the Property Weirdos and Portlandia Properties
Stella@PracticalMagicAgency.com
503-662-7994
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Let me be your real estate
Faerie godmother!

Backed by the expertise of my mentors, Sean Bug and AnnieRose Shapero of the Property Weirdos, I’m here to encourage and empower you on the quest for the home of your dreams with wise counsel, helpful resources, and fierce woo. 

Let me be your real estate
Faerie godmother!

Backed by the expertise of my mentors, Sean Bug and AnnieRose Shapero of the Property Weirdos, I’m here to encourage and empower you in the quest for the home of your dreams with wise counsel, practical skills, and fierce woo. 

Let me be your real estate
Faerie godmother!

Backed by the expertise of my mentors, Sean Bug and AnnieRose Shapero of the Property Weirdos, I’m here to encourage and empower you on the quest for the home of your dreams with wise counsel, practical help, and fierce woo. 

I love working with...

Queer, trans & non-binary folks
Extended & chosen families
Neurodiverse, fat & disabled people
Artists, activists, animists & anarchists

 Working-class folks

First-time & first-in-family buyers

Co-buyers & polycules
Land projects, communes & ecovillages 

I love working with...

Real estate for magical beings

I became a realtor because I want Queer folks and other unique, fabulous, and marginalized people to have access to stable housing, land stewardship, and generational wealth.  

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As a property witch, I work as a matchmaker between the spirits of houses and land, and my clients who seek to inhabit and tend them.

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I serve the goddess Portlandia by queering and re-enchanting Her city—one house at a time.

Home is the journey we make.
This is how the world knows
where we are.

Realty may be closer to reality than you think!

I work with a team of wizards whose superpower is making a way out of no way. We specialize in working with co-buyers and house-hackers to find creative ways to share costs and generate income.

Working for land justice

I donate a percentage of my commissions to organizations working for land justice to make reparations for the theft of lives, labor, and land on which the system of real estate was established.  

Organizations I support...

About me

I share an enchanted SE Portland collective house called Butter with three humans, two cats, and a fuzzy dog named Bear. Butter holds hospitality for community with ever-changing interactive altars, a giant kimchi crock, and Shabutter, our 15-year Friday night potluck tradition. 

For three decades, I've been a Queer spiritual activist in Portland and beyond. My magical specialties include working with spirits of place, domestic templekeeping, kitchen witchery, and ancestral relations.

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In my professional life, I've enjoyed a 20-year career as a freelance marketing copywriter and brand strategist. In 2023, I saw the AI-generated writing on the wall and pivoted to real estate as a way to use my privilege and my gifts on behalf of the city I love.  
 

I love to sing, cook, make altars, go camping, walk on Mt. Tabor, and row and paddle the rivers of Cascadia. 

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